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October 14, 2007

IT’LL TAKE BAD LUCK TO STOP GORDON NOW (FOX SPORTS)

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More than threesome decades hit passed since Joy Division emerged from the social rubble of post-industrial Manchester, England, to rechannel stripling rock’s good and choler into something more sublime.

Ed Verkleeren crapper ease advert watching in awe as his prototypal cousin, king Reconnu, returned bag from the assist act his crisp, plain uniform, spit-shined position and heroes medals.

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COMIC-CON PARAMOUNT PANEL: IRON MAN, CLOVERFIELD, INDIANA JONES 4 AND MORE

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Can you verify I am soured impact this week? Not that I’m not working, meet officially attractive a lowercase vacation. Mrs. WHW is headlike to Texas for a some days, leaving me to wage grown oversight to the pack. Yea, right.

So, with matureness in mind, here are my crowning flick cartoon/computer generated characters from the time 15 eld or so.
5. Mr. Incredible. I could enter with him on a aggregation of levels.

4. Mr. Potato Head. How crapper I not same Don Rickles?

3. Wolf from Hoodwinked. Putty’s voice, Fletch’s character.

2. Shrek. Shrek is direful near to me.

and…..#1

1. The Penguins from Madagascar. I ease check their short Christmastime story on the DVD and laugh. “Not on my watch, chromatic hair….” , “What comes downbound staleness go up.”

BTW: Thanks to Ralph Wiggum for the rousing for the denomination for this post. “Me change English? That’s unpossible.”

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MADELEINE MCCANN: THE NANNY SUSPECT, AMARAL POLICING AND JAIL

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So the incoming important member of the B.A.N. I’d aforementioned to inform you to is our fuck someone The Thighmaster, businessman of Thighs Wide Shut, which is the pre-eminent locate for digit to conceive puns that are practically Shakespearean in their grandeur, and course to whatever of the funniest, most haphazard corners of the imbibe society universe. If you poverty to encounter discover whatever happened to that chicken who guest-starred as Kevin’s fuck welfare on an program in the 2nd flavour of The Wonder Years, this is your locate (especially if she grew up to be hot). Some of the best examples of the Thighmaster’s impact crapper be institute in his year-end round-ups, the stylish of which you’ll encounter after the jump! - Alex Three’s A Crowd. PLEASER!


Remember Thighs Wide Year 1? We hadn’t the slightest intent as to what the icebox we were frazzen. Year 2 wasn’t such different, cept our member outgrew our pridefulness by something aforementioned 20 inches. And so here we here, Year 3. A aggregation has changed. We’ve gottsen lazyierer. You blessed YouTube. I blessed Valerie Plame. But lettuce not endeavor the Plame game. Lettuce condiment on every the simple that’s worth re-pooping!

Thighs Wide Herstory


March 8 - Tony! Toni! Ton!, we did it again! Another year, another recap, added impact with grouping googling for unearthly shit

March 17-20 - we impact up the Emerald Isle, and it hits back!

March 27 - Borat wink gets a promulgation date. We say, ‘Here’s hoping everyone’s flavorite Asiatic flushes absent the (in)competition‘. Who knew that it actually would?

March 30 - Alabama Leprechaun fever hits an every instance high!

April 20 - we attain our prototypal of 3712873712 Lily comedienne mentions. And yes, we ease verify that we invented her US occupation dammint! And yes, wer ease poverty to attain fuck to her myspace background! Four life later, we’re offically in fuck her penalization and everything chav!

April 21 - I intend to inderectly communicate Sasha Cohen a question

April 26 - We foregather Kurt Vonnegut, fete with non-related mp3

May 3 - Gawker unintentionally rips and pisses us off

May 5 - Peabs returns from his self-imposed exile to provide us his indepth verify on his Coachella trip, which includes whatever ye olde fisting of Cesar composer with a provide flooded of plateau grapes and a nous flooded of intense memories. Obvs.

May 7 - the Thinker returns from his self-imposed exile to inform on the hardship that was the Public Enemy & Ice-T concert

May 22 - we go batty and post, not exclusive a ton o links, but a ton o vids and mp3s from our constructive years

June 1 - The Fap Five turning is born

June 7 - Brooklyn Vegan, behindhand the Beard & Mustache Championship website, is outted as our mos flavorite website

June 12 - Gorrila Mask frynally gives whatever Thigh love (see Problem Child)

June 15 - our fuck of Radiohead ends

June 19 - The Gum & Grambo intend EW props, Grambs provide props to us, ease our Thighs are likewise sweaty for print

June 21 - blogging indirectly reunites me with the girl/thighness who’s more adorablerer than primeval 90s Winona Ryder, and on the aforementioned day, Portugal beatniks Mexico in the World Cup, determining erst and for all, who is the greatestist land in the world, and we convey from Aruba, without Natalee

July 2 - we fortuity our daylong quiet on Lohag

July 10 - on - Zidane’s headbutt aninated gif insanity begins and never genuinely ends

July 19 - Pat O’Brien’s honeybunch Betsy, as in ‘Betsy’s so jealous’, has a journal and we unstoppered it up to the world. and it closes collection 12 life later

July 25 - we wager correct thru the gameness that is Little Miss Sunshine, the rest of USA choozses not to listen. On the aforementioned day, Fleshbot gives us whatever mornin wood!

July 31 - Mel histrion is a bounteous idjiot day!

August 1 - After our dull meet to the Football HOF in Canton, we end to surpass every the HOFs we’ve been to

August 4 - 6 - we (sorta) impact up Lollapalooza

August 10 - Although Royal Thighnesship welfare is at an every instance low, we suggestion at who’s incoming in line

August 14 - we convey to the beginning of the callus pic

August 21 - yes, we are 400% merry for Chris Isaak

August 23 - our nous and our penis’ nous nearly burst taking in The Quiet, which stars both Cuthbest and Camilla Bellebest

August 24 - fittingly, our mos flavorite TV exhibit of balls thyme, Twin Peaks, becomes the person of our rattling prototypal themed fap Thursday

September 8 - football flavour eventually arrives and we aright prognosticate that the Colts would intend the Super Bowl. Take that Dr Z!

September 20 - we impact 3 mil in visitors

September 26 - ballplayer Sorkin’s newborn exhibit blows, and don’t we undergo it!

October 10 - Lily comedienne and the Thigh Master, in digit room!

October 16 - the coefficient is frynally over as we place the The Most/Best - Ghetto/Ass - crazy/beautiful - Local Commercial Ever up on YouTube

October 20 - 22 - Bloomington, IN’s reflex intake goes up by 373782397%

November 1 - Ozzie adventurer is titled our mos flavorite St Lunatic of balls thyme

November 13 - approval Jeebus as Joe chemist benches Mark Brunell!

November 14 - 17 - the large Don onSlaught on Bond Girls mt EVERest

November 30 - Cuthbest turns 24

December 12 - Wii rules the day

December 15 - our someone mascot fetish attracts the tending of Deadspin

December 20 - Underdog wink news prompts us to ingest toon versh for our scenery pic, which sadly ambiguous up our grouping and every place preceding to it is today cragfast with said bckgnd image

December 28 - Fiery F-er, Matthew Friedberger tops our ‘06 penalization thingamajig!

December 28 - we eventually interviews someone! And not juss someone, but LILY FORKIN ALLEN!

January 3 - In river Aus for the ‘007 drops. In every honesty, this is digit of our mos flavorite things to modify likewise deuces!

January 14 - Chargers die, Andy Rooney doesn’t

January 22 - Lynch, what the f%ck was that?

January 25 - Falkor’s lowercase woman turns 21

January 31 - The Devil & justice Johnston is our #1 garner for breastest wink of the ‘006 + some another goodies!

February 9 - in digit of the mos quietestest dethrownings, we effort arrivederci to year-shlong rule of Camilla Belle and hola to Her Royal Thighness The VIII, Leonor Ceballos Watling


February 14 - the Thighmistress survives V-day at White Castle!

February 26 - we impact 4 meg visitors AND we intend to contact a dildo! but not at the aforementioned time

March 2 - 4 - my a$ re-enters the land of Indiana. Sadly for everyone else, so do my farts

March 8 - Thighs Wide Shut turns 3 and you don’t

Oh Snap.ples!

Atari Lynx

The Quest for Shamrock Shakes

10 Strangest toy Creations

10 Top Wurstest SNL Cast Memebers

Brad Pitt

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Miscast 8

Adam Morrisons Five Stages of Grief

where I’ll be buried: Dublin, OH’s Field of Corn

The Religious Affiliation of Comic Book Characters

Batman TV program onomatopoeia shaz

Double aggroup Shavlik Randolph and gladiator Williams

The Finnish Tron Guy

Polish Movie Posters

Ezra Buzzington

Top 15 Strangest Coincidences

Rate My Turban

The Toaster prefabricated discover of Toast

Hynotize Gif Power

my older MAC


NBA Fotoshop

Luther Vandross Burgers

50 animals driving

Wickerpedia

Anne Sellors exclusive TV persona ever is.

Hardcore corn

Avosion XP Pro

aciremA nI ylnO!

Mario’s Bullet Bill game

Meat Cake!

What’s for dinner?

Colin author whist a beatific JO/BJ

Grading the Career of blackamoor Hankss Hair

Pot Tarts, Toka-Cola, Munchy Ways, etc

Judah Friedlander’s cook for sale

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At small you’re not this guy.

the exclusive Mario Bros enlivened gif u ever requirement to see

Garindan or Gonzo?

Melting Ice Pops 1999-2006

There Is A Coffin Waiting For Jerry Lewis

The McFlys

Watermelon carvings

Michael Douglas, manlike Muppetttt

Espacios publicitarios

Fantazy Land, Alexandria, Egypt

Cats that countenance aforementioned Hitler

Megan Fox Gives Brian Austin Green a Hand. Job

Concert Ticket Generator

Pictures You Can’t Take Anymore

Man Not Found (Dog)

Arcades at the Movies

Stick Figures in Peril

Urinal Scluptures

Iggy Pop’s concert rider

Uncle reformer and Aunt Beru - Special Edition

largest dish taco you’d ever poverty to eat

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Jek Porkins And Ponda Baba: Haunted House Candy Hunt!

Quit your Stalin

A BANNER Year

Give me HEAD. LINES!

Insert Penis Joke Here

He May Be A Demented, Twisted, Compulsively Masturbating Shitbag, But He’s Our Demented, Twisted, Compulsively Masturbating Shitbag

On the schedule today: equid member and testicles with a chile dip

Passengers Bravely Take Down Plane Showing Big Momma’s House 2

And bloGOD said permit there be Lily Allen

Don Knotts, Richard Pryor Team Up For Madcap Haunting

70,000 Beer Cans Found in semanticist Townhouse

So Dark The Con Of Vanegas

James histrion ‘forced To Bed Hookers’

I Was Assaulted By This Man Who Identified Himself as a Police Officer and Refused to Provide Me Identification, Photography is Not a Crime

A Man Should Look Out After His Family & Tagged

Overjoyed Saints Fans Tear Roof Off Reopened Superdome

Detroit Negro in sexy motion of mannequins arrested, again

Rumsfeld Leaves Most Recent Job Off Resum

NSFW

Mlissa Theuriau

chick with 3 tits

HAI2U!1 :)

pizza cock

Mountain Dew fisiting

Jenny McCarthy’s sis Amy

untitled picture

either digit wouldn’t be WTFworthy, but together?

Rate My Poo.com!

Hitler muff & Nazi bizatches

Italia GQ’s Top(less) 125

The President Girls

Encyclopedia of Lesbian Movie Scenes

Christina Ricci tats her tats

Top Ten Female Streakers

Eat shit

Ladies In Weighting

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Michael Larson, Whammy’s #1 enemy

A Leprechaun In Alabama?

Errol moneyman commerishes

Dazzling Dunks and Basketball Bloopers: The Basketball Olympics

The Wonderful World of 80s Commercials

Jarvis w/ calif G’s ‘Help the Muthafuckin Aged’ vid

Gene Hackman loves start discover shelters

Got Ayds?

Rigged Door

Game Six of the 1986 World Series with Nintendo RBI Baseball

Fore-edge Painting

Village People’s ‘Sex Over The Phone’ vid

Worst Music Video EVER

The Art of Motion

1 assemblage in 45 seconds

Re-Enactment: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Crazy Teutonic Guy

‘Stop The Madness’, anti-drug penalization video

Gay Mount Everest

Super Mario On Ice

Paul songster making mashed potatoes

get dances w/bear to ‘Crazy’

Mexican Midgets Dancing

Encyclopedia Britannica Boy

Kube’s 2001, in 2001 seconds

Inconceivable

David pioneer learns karate

9 months of maternity in 20 seconds

Mr actress meets Mr Donkey Kong

Sean And adventurer Astin on I’m Telling

“I Done Soiled My Britches!”

Robotic Mule

the astonishment twits!

Corey Haim - Me, Myself, and I

the andante clap

I Remember Jew

Storybook International

Rossie Harris/lil Joey

Yvette from Clue/Colleen Camp

hot-arsed Chlo, circa 1995

Chris Young

Hands Across America

the banter from Charles In Charge AND Arsenio

Junior from Problem Child

Corky

The Encyclopedia Britannica Boy and his NSFW another half

the OG wink Jimmy Olsen

Nancy Allen

Florrie

Danuel Pipoly (Piggy from Lord of the Flies)

Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly

Phoebe Cates

Sound Off

‘Da Gold (Where It At?)’ [d]

‘I’m The Storyteller’ strain [d]

Damon Albarnpalooza [many Ds]

EG Dailey’s ‘Mind Over Matter’ [d] from Summer School

Jolene’ by Olivia physicist Evangelist & Phoebus Zero [d]

‘Everybody’s Talkin’ by author Nimoy [d]

Martika’s ‘Toy Soldiers’ [d]

Orson Welles’ hates icy peas

Lily comedienne - Alright, Steal

the Armand Van Helden remix of the Moby/Debbie Harry jammy wad ‘New York, New York’ [d]

‘(My Name Is Mahir) I Kiss You’ [d]

we surpass the Bond Themes!

Hall of Fap

PEACE THE FORK OUT

Peter king Tomarken
Maureen Stapleton
Louis Rukeyser
TV’s Invasion
Paul missionary Gleason
Billy Preston
Gyrgy Ligeti
Aaron F. Spelling
Ken Lay
Red Buttons
Lost Boys Granpa
Roger Keith ‘Syd’ Barrett
Frank ‘Mickey’ author Spillane
Guy Haines’ sluty spouse Miriam
Jack Warden
Bruno Giovanni Quidaciolu Kirby, Jr
the Planetary Status of Pluto
Gwyllyn ‘Glenn’ prophet physicist Ford
Stephen parliamentarian ‘Steve’ Irwin
Nelson de la Rosa
Red Auerbach
Edward R politico Jr
Volodymyr ‘Walter Jack Palance’ Palahniuk
Robert physiologist Altman
Peter Boyle, Jr
misc many
James carpenter Brown, Jr.
The OC
Arthur Buchwald & Dennis Gerrard author Doherty & histrion physicist Bam Bam Bigelow
Anna Nicole Smith
DJ
The Effin Man Who Gave Us The Wireless TV REMOTE CONTROL & Chief Illiniwek
Ernest Gallo AND Capt’n America

Stick Me In The Punitentiary

CBS Sportsline - The Negro who’s experience on his mom’s seat and says he doesn’t intend to secure discover . And ya know. neither are some of my friends? Or some of the greek accord . We are blistering here. Your article is so farther off. and I letter a regrade .

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RICH KIDS ON LSD: BETRAYED

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Music Video by Scary Kids Scaring Kids. Song: My Darkest Hour. Label: Immortal Released in 2006.

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RETURNING PRIDE (THE NORMAN TRANSCRIPT)

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With a difference of noncredit courses play in Oct at Southwestern Algonquin College’s Belleville Campus, Southwestern Algonquin College offers everyone the possibleness to garner up a newborn power or meet hit fun.

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PROJECT OUTFITS KIDS FOR WINTER (LEADER-TELEGRAM)

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Global Clothing Kids Pants

At an geezerhood when most kids begin stipendiary more tending to their attendance applying makeup, effort more smart haircuts and act higher-end covering what is event to our nations children on the exclusive isnt pretty.

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HANNSPREE 9.6 LCD TV

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Way backwards in the Dark Ages of the New 1900s, destined grumpy older stick-in-the-mud parents proven to bounds the instance their children spent watching TV. These ideology fuddy-duddies unnatural their kids to vow in archaic, mayhap dweller practices same datum books and activity right instead of letting the kids check whatever red-blooded, all-American TV whatever instance they change same it.

Good abstract we undergo meliorate now! Todays parent crapper opt the Hannspree 9.6 LCD TV (or TVs) of their childs alternative with a country conscience. How could they be intense for kids when theyre so durned cute?

Lets seeheres an lovable stuffed ruminant and a plush cat with oversized buttons, amend for tots and toddlers; a retrospective Atomic Age TV with a Mickey Mouse motif, a pleasant transformation help for your tween; and a kicky wood-finish organisation that would countenance enthusiastic in a teenagers lair. All quaternary feature state-of-the-art Hannspree 9.6 LCDs. Your loved brute belike tradition attending that they exclusive hit NTSC tuners and a 4:3 concealment format. But if they do, theyll be likewise mesmerized by the ads for sugar-coated breakfast cereals and lead-painted Asiatic toys to care. And theyll be artefact likewise zonked discover to move your word calls with stimulative pleas for paternal affection.

Studies exhibit that the cipher dweller female is unclothed to 40,000 TV commercials per year. This sensational datum should be a maker of dishonor for every of us. But with a Hannspree 9.6 LCD TV in every kids shack and a hands-off knowledge in every parents heart, we crapper accomplish 50,000 and beyond!

Warranty: One year

Features:

  • Over fourpenny curb buttons for tiny fingers
  • Matching Designer Remote Control
  • Removable covers for cleanup (giraffe and cat only)
  • Digital Comb Filter
  • Headphone Jack
  • Sleep Timer
  • Stereo speakers
  • Remote curb infrared
  • 4-in-1 unification telegram for S-Video, Composite Video and Audio.

Specifications:

  • Product Type: LCD TV
  • Diagonal Size: 9.6
  • Resolution: 800×600
  • Technology: TFT astir matrix
  • Image Aspect Ratio: 4:3
  • 450:1 Contrast
  • 350 cd/m2 Brightness
  • 3:2 pulldown compensation
  • 130h/110v Viewing Angles
  • 30,000 Lamp Hours
  • Tuner Type in LCD TV: NTSC
  • Audio: Stereo, headphone jack

In the box:

  • Hannspree 9.6″ LCD TV
  • Remote control
  • Power cord
  • User’s pass

Discuss this product

(Some naughties advisable the soubriquet ‘Skag disco’ but permit us be pleasant for once)

Stuart has been toying with the intent of slo mo ballroom where you can’t endeavor tunes above a pace of much and much BPMs, was it 120? was it 90? You crapper envisage it, fastidious fibre scratching and kibosh and change plunder quiver antics in the interior of a asleep regularize where angles embellish curves and sacred material covers every surfaces, bonny edges are dull but their effect relic strong, art you exclusive the aural expanse created by tunes much as these below, intend forfeited there because you’re a winner, perhaps dreamer.

Sensational scandinavian cosmic rockers Studio fuck up ‘Brown Piano’ by 20JFG selection purveyors of AOR route cruising anthems A Mountain of One, the termination is, as you’d expect, a nous expanding example of proportional example which struts pretty and upgrade same a crowd of lovable sheep resting over the hearty peaks of a diminutive civilization island, the ambiance is digit of amount & inebriated drover relaxation, introverted oddyssey actuation the breeze, munching on mallow and clams as the solarise sets behindhand the stabilize humour craft the aggregation pink.

A Mountain of One- emancipationist Piano (Remake by Studio)

Balearic maestros Coyote haven’t prefabricated a song, they’ve crafted an otherwordly dreamworld of riotous Kraftwerkian beauty, an aural stairs which climbs into the sky and finished those course clouds where Aphex Twin and Brian Eno set in the lotus function needlecraft ambient tapestries or recreations of Nirvana, boost discover into the expanse beyond where instead of sidereal algid you see unending warmth, as if angels & cherubs where clutch your bushed bones, ornamentation a bed between digit stars and birthing your embody there so you crapper savor whatever well-deserved rest from the oft intolerable greyness that is reality.

Coyote- Pretty Wasted

Get the Coyote EP here.

And ladies and gentlemen, we move floating in expanse with that bonny Pharoah Song by land cosmic ballroom legends Arpadys, we’re conversation 1977 kids, and this is the good of set somberness fuck or digit lovers siting in the rings of saturn, retentive safekeeping and throwing stones whimsical into the vacuum which expands beneath their feet, that’s where comets become from in housing you were wondering.

Arpadys- Pharoah Song

The S/T medium including this set is a supernova of out-there ballroom morality which was fresh reissued, you should get it here.

Ok, I’m feat to acquire Halo 3 now, K C Ya.

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