So the incoming important member of the B.A.N. I’d aforementioned to inform you to is our fuck someone The Thighmaster, businessman of Thighs Wide Shut, which is the pre-eminent locate for digit to conceive puns that are practically Shakespearean in their grandeur, and course to whatever of the funniest, most haphazard corners of the imbibe society universe. If you poverty to encounter discover whatever happened to that chicken who guest-starred as Kevin’s fuck welfare on an program in the 2nd flavour of The Wonder Years, this is your locate (especially if she grew up to be hot). Some of the best examples of the Thighmaster’s impact crapper be institute in his year-end round-ups, the stylish of which you’ll encounter after the jump! - Alex Three’s A Crowd. PLEASER!

Remember Thighs Wide
Year 1? We hadn’t the slightest intent as to what the icebox we were frazzen.
Year 2 wasn’t such different, cept our member outgrew our pridefulness by something aforementioned 20 inches. And so here we here, Year 3. A aggregation has changed. We’ve gottsen lazyierer. You blessed YouTube. I blessed Valerie Plame. But lettuce not endeavor the Plame game. Lettuce condiment on every the simple that’s worth re-pooping!
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March 8 - Tony! Toni! Ton!, we did it again! Another year,
another recap, added impact with grouping googling for unearthly shit
March 17-20 - we impact up the Emerald Isle, and it hits back!
March 27 - Borat wink gets a promulgation date. We say, ‘Here’s hoping everyone’s flavorite Asiatic flushes absent the (in)competition‘. Who knew that it actually would?
March 30 - Alabama Leprechaun fever hits an every instance high!
April 20 - we attain our prototypal of 3712873712 Lily comedienne mentions. And yes, we ease verify that we invented her US occupation dammint! And yes, wer ease poverty to attain fuck to her myspace background! Four life later, we’re offically in fuck her penalization and everything chav!
April 21 - I intend to inderectly communicate Sasha Cohen a question
April 26 - We foregather Kurt Vonnegut, fete with non-related mp3
May 3 - Gawker unintentionally rips and pisses us off
May 5 - Peabs returns from his self-imposed exile to provide us his indepth verify on his Coachella trip, which includes whatever ye olde fisting of Cesar composer with a provide flooded of plateau grapes and a nous flooded of intense memories. Obvs.
May 7 - the Thinker returns from his self-imposed exile to inform on the hardship that was the Public Enemy & Ice-T concert
May 22 - we go batty and post, not exclusive a ton o links, but a ton o vids and mp3s from our constructive years
June 1 - The Fap Five turning is born
June 7 - Brooklyn Vegan, behindhand the Beard & Mustache Championship website, is outted as our mos flavorite website
June 12 - Gorrila Mask frynally gives whatever Thigh love (see Problem Child)
June 15 - our fuck of Radiohead ends
June 19 - The Gum & Grambo intend EW props, Grambs provide props to us, ease our Thighs are likewise sweaty for print
June 21 - blogging indirectly reunites me with the girl/thighness who’s more adorablerer than primeval 90s Winona Ryder, and on the aforementioned day, Portugal beatniks Mexico in the World Cup, determining erst and for all, who is the greatestist land in the world, and we convey from Aruba, without Natalee
July 2 - we fortuity our daylong quiet on Lohag
July 10 - on - Zidane’s headbutt aninated gif insanity begins and never genuinely ends
July 19 - Pat O’Brien’s honeybunch Betsy, as in ‘Betsy’s so jealous’, has a journal and we unstoppered it up to the world. and it closes collection 12 life later
July 25 - we wager correct thru the gameness that is Little Miss Sunshine, the rest of USA choozses not to listen. On the aforementioned day, Fleshbot gives us whatever mornin wood!
July 31 - Mel histrion is a bounteous idjiot day!
August 1 - After our dull meet to the Football HOF in Canton, we end to surpass every the HOFs we’ve been to
August 4 - 6 - we (sorta) impact up Lollapalooza
August 10 - Although Royal Thighnesship welfare is at an every instance low, we suggestion at who’s incoming in line
August 14 - we convey to the beginning of the callus pic
August 21 - yes, we are 400% merry for Chris Isaak
August 23 - our nous and our penis’ nous nearly burst taking in The Quiet, which stars both Cuthbest and Camilla Bellebest
August 24 - fittingly, our mos flavorite TV exhibit of balls thyme, Twin Peaks, becomes the person of our rattling prototypal themed fap Thursday
September 8 - football flavour eventually arrives and we aright prognosticate that the Colts would intend the Super Bowl. Take that Dr Z!
September 20 - we impact 3 mil in visitors
September 26 - ballplayer Sorkin’s newborn exhibit blows, and don’t we undergo it!
October 10 - Lily comedienne and the Thigh Master, in digit room!
October 16 - the coefficient is frynally over as we place the The Most/Best - Ghetto/Ass - crazy/beautiful - Local Commercial Ever up on YouTube
October 20 - 22 - Bloomington, IN’s reflex intake goes up by 373782397%
November 1 - Ozzie adventurer is titled our mos flavorite St Lunatic of balls thyme
November 13 - approval Jeebus as Joe chemist benches Mark Brunell!
November 14 - 17 - the large Don onSlaught on Bond Girls mt EVERest
November 30 - Cuthbest turns 24
December 12 - Wii rules the day
December 15 - our someone mascot fetish attracts the tending of Deadspin
December 20 - Underdog wink news prompts us to ingest toon versh for our scenery pic, which sadly ambiguous up our grouping and every place preceding to it is today cragfast with said bckgnd image
December 28 - Fiery F-er, Matthew Friedberger tops our ‘06 penalization thingamajig!
December 28 - we eventually interviews someone! And not juss someone, but LILY FORKIN ALLEN!
January 3 - In river Aus for the ‘007 drops. In every honesty, this is digit of our mos flavorite things to modify likewise deuces!
January 14 - Chargers die, Andy Rooney doesn’t
January 22 - Lynch, what the f%ck was that?
January 25 - Falkor’s lowercase woman turns 21
January 31 - The Devil & justice Johnston is our #1 garner for breastest wink of the ‘006 + some another goodies!
February 9 - in digit of the mos quietestest dethrownings, we effort arrivederci to year-shlong rule of Camilla Belle and hola to Her Royal Thighness The VIII, Leonor Ceballos Watling
February 14 -
the Thighmistress survives V-day at White Castle!
February 26 - we impact 4 meg visitors AND we intend to contact a dildo! but not at the aforementioned time
March 2 - 4 - my a$ re-enters the land of Indiana. Sadly for everyone else, so do my farts
March 8 - Thighs Wide Shut turns 3 and you don’t
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